Meatball

"'I hope your ma dies of cancer'""'Your da's dead'" The Meatball (Meatballus Magnus, Also known as Boulder among other names) is one of the greatest threats ever face by the Collective. With massive brute strength combined with sheer intellect, when faced with his wrath, none were spared. On multiple occasions the collective faced destruction at his hands.

The Meatball is famous for his intense anger, all except a few, who have faced the Meatball have faced sheer destruction. This sheer power made him de facto leader over much of the class. This reign of terror largely began during the Old Kingdom period. (See: Tiernan Foxtwells)

The Old Wars
Eventually, the Meatball's reign of terror had to end. It was decided at the Council of Keanan that a hero of great valour must discover the Secret Insult which was said in prophecy to be the only thing that could end the perenniel reign of Meatball. A young Jewish man was sent to find this insult, deep within the dark lands of "Hazelbank". Meatball, with knowledge of this, sent out a great army to destroy the collective. His army marched through Snelland- to the Imperial City- The Gap in the Moor. An army of all races- Louts, Cretins, Loyalists and Men all gathered for the Siege of Gap in the Moor. The Meatball watched this from "The Great XBOX of Hazelbank". King Snel achieved great victory and in Hazelbank, the young Jew found the Secret Insult. The only thing that could top all of Meatball's master level comebacks. The reign of terror was finally over.