Jew

"'I love guiness, it's lovely.' -Jew"Also known as Socrates, The Commie, The Meme Man and "Doctor Red" Jew is a follower of Snelio strong, independent genius and is known for being an obnoxious faggot all the time. When criticised, Jew commonly will claim that he is behind multiple layers of "irony". In reality, members of the collective understand that he is an autist a genius. He suffers from a condition known as "Prader-Willi syndrome", which causes eternal hunger. When he is most affected by this, he is commonly sent into a fit of rage and can be heard exclaiming at the top of his voice; ''' "I'M STARVIN'!!" '''

Jew is also an avid fan of GAA.

Controversy
The Jew is completely without question one of the least liked within the group and there have been many discussions about his departure of The Collective. However, like a cockroach or The Jew for which he is named he always seems to slither and crawl his way back into the group. Therefore, unable to rid this pest from the group, The Collective have decided to accept his presence as a lower citizen of the society. However, he is always seems to attempt to be patronising which further allows the group to cringe at his apparent "1,000 layers of Irony" of which, as stated above, is objective fact. In fact, this fellow has never lost an argument. He is Socrates himself

GAA Fanhood
The Jew has an infinite knowledge of GAA. He is commonly seen (ie. at every social event ever) wearing his £45 GAA top which he coincidentally bought a week after Snelio bought his. many years ago from a local sneaky merchant. He has the ability to name every single athlete in every GAA team in the country, and has memorised the statistics for every GAA match in the past decade. When he sees a fellow GAA fan in public, he shows his loyalty to his team by taking off any jacket he is wearing above his GAA shirt. Unfortunately the Jew has never achieved the attention he craves from his fellow GAA fans.

Doctor Red
Many believe this great individual to be the famed masked hero known as "Doctor Red" who protects Communism at night. Doctor Red waears what appears to be a GAA shirt, just like this kind fellow. Doctor Red has been noted to fight with a hammer and sickle and is undoubtedly the greatest person to ever live in human history.