The Jap

(Refers to both the spiritual leader of the Jap people and the group itself) The Jap is an asshole. The JAP is considered as the spiritual leader of The Collective, however some cannot stand that he is honest within the group and doesn't like having his nose rammed up others' asses like other certain individuals within the group. Rather, he is up his own ass.

He is overall a horrible person who laughs at the deaths of others and constantly send videos of prisoner being beheaded. He also makes loud obnoxious noises into his mic, all the while complaining about a certain individuals habit of chewing loudly.

The New Wars
The New Wars refers to the second time in the collective's history when a war was undertaken against tyranny. In the year of Séamas, 16, The Jap declared war on the whole world. It was a vicous war which Jap took quite seriously, but the rest of the world did not. The rest of the world could have defeated Jap immediately, but, as humanists, they did not want to deprive future generations of the hilarious genetic failure that is Jap. Trenches were built around "The Jap zone" and it was declared a Jap preserve. This all changed when the Jap broke free and began to viciously target the genius of Séamas. Séamas was a believer in peace, but when the Jap took his anger out on innocents, he was forced to react. That night The famed "Doctor Red" tracked down the Jap and returned them to their preserve.

Ever since this glorious event, which has been passed down as a tale on the level of the Iliad or the Odyssey, the Jap people have remained furious at Séamas."'The JAP went to war against the whole world and lost, this is obviously the Jewish people's fault.'"Even when mentioning the various names of the hero known as Séamas, it will drive any JAP into a spastic fit. Some common phrases repeated have been translated by diligent academics "We never lost that war, we could have destroyed the Séamas at any minute- I- I- The JAP are unironic geniuses! NO NO NO!"

This led on to subsequent wars in which the JAP attempted to restore their honour and failed each time, largely to the just action taken by Doctor Red. The JAP has repeatedly tried to tarnish the great reputation of this hero, but everyone sees through his lies.