Alice

"'Oh Sean! Your so handsome in those crusty sandals!' " Alice is the love interest of Scruff, the collective often wonders who this secret gf is. Scruff can often be heard sighing in bliss as he messages her. Scruff is very mysterious about his secret gf. Haramill has attempted to read the chat between the two on multiple occasions with repeated failure. This often drives Haramill into a sulk as he is very jealous of all the attention Alice receives. Pat and Socrates first discovered this romance whilst examining hundreds of nudes Snelis was sending to a strange account. Socrates has argued various possibilities about Alice, which follow; "'On a further note Scruff is a halfwit.'""T. Socrates"One text Sean sent to Alice was successfully transcribed before Scruff terminated the investigation."'Oh Alice! You are so fair! You are my love! My only hope in this dark world. You shine like the brightest of stars, yet have the tranquility of the quietest forest. You are mine Alice. I pray, that I am yours.'""T. Scruff"A video was also recovered of Alice sleeping which Sean had on his phone for some reason, however this was lost not long after. Investigations continue and scientist still wonder the adverse effects of Scruff breeding.
 * Alice has a mental flaw, evident from her choice of romantic partner
 * Alice is possibly a Botswanan scammer
 * Alice is another personality of Scruff
 * Alice is a secret code name for his true love Harry